- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

The economy.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

knock knock. no one's home..

i have cancer

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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