A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Women's rights.

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equality for women

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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