why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Libraries.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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