why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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girls basketball

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Hi my name is Bob

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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