Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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