Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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