What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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