Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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