Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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