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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

That's as gay as AIDS.

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