two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What's the difference between a duck?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...