- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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