Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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