- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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