- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Dwarf Shortage

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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