What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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