Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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