A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

thumb_up thumb_down -1

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops