- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you call a black man? A person

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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