- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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