A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

miha kako si?

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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