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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Two guys walk into a bar.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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