A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Anti Joke

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