- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Camerons hair is Curly..

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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