- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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