a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Women's rights

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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