- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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