i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Pickles are powerful

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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This is a joke.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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