- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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