- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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