There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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