- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

justin beiber sucks

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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