- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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