How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

your mom

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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