- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Irish sobriety

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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