- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Arrow in the Knee!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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