What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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