- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Chuck Norris.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Do u take sugar?

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