Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Once upon a time, The end.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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