A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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A Serbian Film

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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