Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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