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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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