What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Knock knock.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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