A woman walks out of the kitchen.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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