- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Michel Moor on a die...

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Chris is hairy

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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