A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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