What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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