- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

A man walked into a bar owch

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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