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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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