- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Your girlfriend.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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